Rib Zombie
Christians believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple of discernment from a magical tree.
I love it.
Taken from The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
--Jam
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I'm lurking on blogs tonight!
Work smork!
Ps I thought of this when walking home: To the old man, you try and slip in hints about nano and see if he bites. Like literally, bites you. then we will know that he is either a)a rapid dog b)did nano and hates you for shunning him or c)a rapid dog who hates you for shunning him after nano.
That is too damned good. That's a smiley kinda thing to wake up to.
Ugh. Post something new, biotch.
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