Turkey, Turkey, Birthday Turkey

So, since so many of you asked me questions in my first installment of Ask Jam, this is only directed to Liz, who is the only person who loves me. Well, besides myself.

*ba dum ching*

"What did you do that was oh-so-fun on your birthday, Jam?"
Well, Liz, I had a fantabulous time!

First of all, I had about ten of my (new-ish) friends over to my lovely abode, where I received martini glasses, beautiful golden clocks, and lots o' booze. We danced around to amazing music (since it was my party and I got to choose the music, as opposed to going to other people's parties and being all shunny towards the bad music) and took dozens of model pictures (which I will upload one of when I get them). We then proceeded downtown, looking stylish (of course), and danced with about one thousand drunken sluts and mansluts.

"And then, Jam the Jammy Man, what did you do for Turkey Day?"
Well, nondescript person, I ate a whole bunch of turkey. My aunt and uncle made a feast (including a turkey that could have taken me out before his basting days) which was to die for. Well, I didn't die, but it was still good. I then got Trivial Pursuit 80's edition, proceeded to beat them (with the winning question being "Who sang I Want Your Sex?" It was fate.), and then went home, leaving my cell phone at their house.

I get it back tonight!

And that's the story of my fantastic weekend.

To conclude my fantastic weekend, I got two tests back today. An A- on one, and an A+ on the other.

I deserve something expensive.

--Jam is off to the mall