OH MY GOOD GRAVY!

Um so hi.

So a couple weeks ago I bought one of those Crossword scratch ticket thingies and I forgot about it in my bag. I just scratched it and I won! I mean all the letters are scratched and I won...

FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!

LIKE AHHHH! What do I do? LOL? I wanna freak out but then if I wake people up and I didn't win, then I'll feel like a tool.

BUT AHHHH! AND.. AH!

AH!

--JAAAAM!

**Edit: April Fools.**