The Damns

So, hey!

Haven't had a really meaningful post in a while. Yeah, yeah, shut up. (lol) Just kidding, don't leave. I need a fan base to keep this ego, even if it is made up of like a dozen of you.

So, the damns eh. Lots of things to say damn about recently:

Damn, I'm messed up. Something inside me isn't right, and I gotta go see a doc or something to figure out what it is.. or something. Like I feel kinda sick, very tired. Called in sick to work today, and definitely ain't goin' in tomorrow. I think I'm just really worried and anxious about, well, life. I just look around and I only see two ends of the spectrum. I see people I envy, and I see people I vom at. The vom covered ones definitely out-weigh the envy-worthy, but we'll get to them on another damn. I'm just so worried I won't make it, or I have no talent, or that I will make it and be shown that I have no talent. Sommmmething like that, I don't even know. My brain runs so much that I feel like I need a stand by button so I can sleep. Whatever.. maybe it'll just pass. All I know is I can't wait to get to Newfoundland.

Damn, my room is such a crazy-ass mess! Where did all this laundry come from? I didn't even know I had all these clothes! And there's a big three-hole punch sitting under a shirt in the mound of smelly clothes. Seriously, wtf. My cat is gonna get a serious talking to.

Damn, I've been reading a smutty blog! LOL! This guy, who refers to himself as "geekslut" is SO dirty, but he's absolutely hilarious about it. He plays WoW (World of Warcraft, moron), and he has crazy sex with men like every day! I read his blog a while back, and then he stopped writing, but now he's back. I think if I wasn't gay, I would find what he writes a little too vulgar, but since a LOT of gay people in clubs and chat rooms are perverted and overtly sexual, I just find it funny. I've been desensitized! Save the children! ..If you really want to, and I mean you have to be brave and not stone me to death for introducing you to smut, then you can click here to visit it. I know some of you are conservative, so don't click the link if you are. I don't wanna be responsible for angry letters from your parents. His video blogs aren't very smutty at all, so maybe just watch those and don't hurt me. I think he's kinda cute actually! But whatever.. moving along.

Damn, room's still messy.

Damn, here's the damn about people I'm sick of. There are some people that will be blocked from my MSN when I leave. Without warning. I'm so sick and tired of some people who refuse to not be boring and/or dumb! What is with people? It's just so.. ARGH! Like, now I know why people, like me, move away. It's to restart and get away from the people who rut themselves into a rut-crazy rutlife! I'm not being dragged down by these people. I'd rather confess my sexual exploits on my blog, and we all know how awkward I get when saying the word.. sex. *shivers* But seriously, everyone get a life. Especially you, in the back.

Damn, I started playing WoW (still World or Warcraft, incase you forgot already) again. I had moved on to.. well.. nothing. I just figure I have not much else to do this summer besides work out, come home, and play a game. I'm getting SO tired of the morons at K2XL (see sidebar). They're all whiney little children *literally* who put down each other and whine about their problems with their parents and then put down the advice the older and more mature people give them that they asked for, and so on, and so on, and less sanity, and more rage, and less time, and more AHHHH! *ahem* Anywho, I'm on WoW now, gonna join some guilds, make a character that actually gets higher than my highest previously (like 22 or something.. lol pathetic, I'm aware. But then again, you probably didn't know one way or the other, so forget I said pathetic, and pretend I said adonis.).

Damn, my hands look like manhands finally. Well, kind of. I mean, I'm still tiny, but they look older to me. I guess they would be older than since the last time I looked at them, since time normally progresses forward, like in this rambling rant, but I mean, I just never thought I would age. I mean, I knew I would age, but didn't. Le bla.

Damn, I say "I mean" waaaaay too much. I mean, obviously.

Damn, I keep seeing things that aren't there! LOL Okay, I'm not nuts, I think just extremely exhausted. I'm not sleepy, just exhausted. Creepy damn things that aren't there. DAMN!

Damn, I'd love to do video blogs once I leave. That way you guys could see and hear me as a NEWF! Omigosh, totally gonna do that, however it's done. Maybe I should start a new blog? I'm not even cdntennispro anymore anyways. *ponders*

Damn, I think Howie Mandel is kinda hot. Someone PLEASE agree with me, or I'll have to seek mental help.

And on that note, it's time for this cat to fly. Remember boys and girls, don't drink and read this. ..Just kidding.. drink and do everything, especially while operating heavy machinery.

--Jamn... daaaaaamn! (that's like damn you look hawt, obviously)