8.22.2004

Open Water.. drown me in it

Hey Peeps,

So I had the wonderful experience of seeing Open Water this evening. I'm almost short on words to describe why it stank, and for those of you who know me well, you know that doesn't happen very often lol.

The acting: bad. Not just bad. Horrible. It seemed like they chose a man and a woman who work in the pornography industry, who can get their lines out, show minimal expression and feeling, and receive their paycheque.

The video: I believe they used amateur cameras to create the feel of the viewer being actually stranded in the middle of the ocean. But instead of that, it came across as a blurry, "artsy", confusing mess of camera angles, shots, and cinematography altogether, which didn't seem to make sense at times.

The plot and script: *shudders* I'm not going there. Let's just say, there is a lot lacking.

So.. I could go through a lot more but I'm getting lazy. It was just AWFUL. DO NOT by any means see this movie. It was short (79 mins), it was pointless and predictable, and was not scary in the least. It was, however, kind of humourous.

So yeah, that's my rant on that. I'd put a picture up, but I don't have a place to store pics (stupid spymac.com going all crazy on me).

Aaaanyways, I'll do a real post on real me on a real day.

Ciao dudes,

--Jam

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