And Then I Screamed Again

Evening, you cute buttons!

Natasha and I saw "Prime" tonight, and wow, what a great movie! Uma Therman is amazing, that guy who played the love interest was SO HOT (I'm totally drooling), and Meryl Streep was amazing, as always.

But they screwed up the ending! I can't give it away, but WOW. I've never seen a movie with such a wrong WRONG ending (Something's Gotta Give comes close). So... just.. GAH!

Natasha and I decided that once I'm a big-time director, I'm going to make remakes of these movies and I'll call them "Prime: Good Ending" and "Something's Gotta Give: Good Ending" and they'll outsell the others because they're RIGHT. lol

Ugh. But it was a good movie, very heart-warming. Go see it!

--Jam

And Then I Screamed

So all of you (or most of you) know that I'm an active member at k2xlgames.com, where Psychopath is. I've recently become a "puzzle expert" which is below a moderator but above a normal person in the forum. Myself, along with one or two others people, have started a competition in the forum to create a level that's under eighty moves, 10x10 in size, or whatever.

Anyways, we made the reward to be put in the levels of the month, as well as waffles, which are something you get for being active in the forum (you get them for posting and winning events, like this competition). We made the amount large so that people would be wanting to submit a level in a chance to win.

So, now that you know the background, here's the reason I'm bitching. The moderators of this site don't do anything. Every now and then they'll say a couple things, but really do nothing. This one mod, however, comes on all the time and just craps on everything we're doing. When we started organizing the contest, he was like "well don't give people waffles.. they don't matter anymore". NOW he comes online and tells us we're giving out too many damn waffles and that these people with "quasi-mod status", which includes me, are abusing their rights and all this bullshit.

Why would someone not do anything to contribute to the site or the game, and then ALSO put down other things that are bringing positivity and fun to the site? What is WRONG with some people?

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

--Jam died. He's not coming back because people are dumb.

In the Office

Afternoon.

I'm hanging around on my lunch hour, and I'm pretty much at the end of my rope. I've put up with a lot here, but I continue to put up with it because I don't want to have to look for a new job, and I don't want them to have to look for another employee.

Yesterday, I was stuck while my boss was out of the office without the ability to do my work because of something she had done (not on purpose). I left her a note saying I had to go because I couldn't do my work, I'll save it until the next day. So today I come in and manage to finish that work by noon (go me!). As my boss is leaving for lunch, she says in a very sarcastic jerkbutt tone, "Oh, and James, don't leave before I get back."

Like wtf!? Yes, I wanted to leave yesterday and not get paid for a full day. Yes, I love piling up work! I'm going to talk to her after lunch, because the way she said it, and just the fact that she said it as if she needs to tell me not to leave, tells me that I have little respect here, and that needs to change. Jam's putting his foot down lol.

--Jam, with a foot... DOWN! lol I'm a loser.

Jam's Novel Idea

Hey everyone! Quick post about the whole novel thingy, which I know you better be excited about.

I've created a seperate blog called Jam's Novel Idea where I plan to post all my progress on the novel so that you, the wonderful reader, can read my novel as it's being written and give me plenty of wonderful feedback and comments! Isn't it all just so wonderful?

There's a link in the sidebar, so be sure to check it out regularly starting in November! Remember that it's a work-in-progress, so it wouldn't be as great as if I were to get it published, because it is uncensored and unedited. Remember that lol.

If you're bored and just want something to do and decide to read a bit from my novel, please start from the beginning or from where you left off, because I don't want you to ruin it, ruiner! Capisce? (Kapeesh, lamebrain.) I promise to be nice if you promise to not skip ahead!

...Love ya!

--Jam
jamsnovelidea.blogspot.com

Check out Athena's novel too! Hers is at rockstarthenovel.blogspot.com, also posted to the left. We rock!

Good Is Good

I think my brain is ready to implode. Yes, implode. The messy one.

So I've come to a very annoying and very painful realization. I've been searching for a "perfect" guy (perfect to me, not perfect in an actual sense, yeesh) for a long time now. I've dated guys that were really great, but really not for me. When I examine a guy, I have a model in mind, and it never occurred to me until about ten minutes ago that this model is a real person, and it's a person I can't have. I've known him for a long time, we've been through our ups and downs.. he did something to me a long time ago and that ended our relationship. So now, he's happily in a long-term thing and even though he's the one who screwed us up, I'm the one who's unhappy. How the hell does that work? The gods are against me lol.

So now I'm left to ponder what to do about.. it. I doubt there is anything I can do, unless I want to pull a Friends moment, like where that guy comes back to talk to Monica and says he loves her and all this, but Chandler ends up winning anyways. Yup.

So yeah, we're still friends, which means he may or may not read this and also may or may not figure it out. If you do, don't tell your boyfriend. He'll probably come after me with a bat or a chair or something ouchy. But if you do figure it out, either embrace it or ignore it, 'cause I can't take anything in between.

...guess that's it! lol yay for drama.

--Jam

LISTEN TO: Good Is Good by Sheryl Crow! It's SO FREAKING AMAZING *dies by great music*.

Testing

Hey.. just installed (or attempted to) Haloscan, so I'm trying it out. Bear with me (grrr, a bear! BAAAAH HA!).

--Jam

Mornin' Sunshine!

Howdy Doodies!

So I woke up this morning before my alarm, which is a crazy amazing feat. I feel so freaking awake and it's SO strange for 7:30 a.m. I may have to go to bed at 9pm every night. (Except for Thursdays.. how could I ever miss the Apprentice? Donald would be disappointed in me.) This morning was the darkest morning yet this year, and I really thought my clock was deceiving me. I think I'm going to get Lisa to turn on a light upstairs when she leaves for work so that it seems like fake sun. Fake sun is just as good as real sun, right? Right? Pfft, what do you know.

Romeo slept with me all night. He's so fluffy and warm and keeps my feet all toasty. Except now he's just staring at me from my bed and it's creepy and weird.

Today is the day that I confront my employers about being annoying jerks lol. They've been screwing with me for over a month and I'm going to talk to them seriously today, and if I feel confident enough, I may quit *gasp*. I know people say get another job first, but is it really worth going through hell in order to keep a little bit of money? I mean I can survive for a while on the money I have now, so who knows.

Now he's rolling on the floor. What a goober. Romeo, not Donald Trump. Although Donald may also be a goober. He did fire the girl Kristi who says goober too, which is a gooberish thing to do.

Only one week until I start writing my novella, and I'm super nervous! I hope it turns out okay, because if it does, I'm sure I'll be enthused to continue writing and having, ya know, a future! lol

Well I'm off to start my day, maybe have a little breaky. Toodle-oo!

--Oo-Jam

Listen to: Hung Up by Madonna, Inside All The People by Planet Funk, Trancescape by DJ Pure

Kitty Gee

Howdy,

Not really in a blogging mood, but realized I hadn't posted something in six whole days. Went to Thorold this weekend, and to say the least, it was so nice to get away from the house for a while and visit ma peeps.

*yawn* Anyways, yeah.

--Jam

PS: Is anyone else having problems with blogger? I find that it says "publishing" with that little moving image thing forever and then I have to go back and do it again. Bah.

Oranginamazing

Mornin, you krazay kats!

I bought some Orangina this morning and I must have got some from their drug batch or something cause it tastes SO good! It completely woke me up and it's yum yum good. Not like Yum Yum's Chinese Food though, cause that might be gross in a drink.

Tonight I think I shall write out my outline for my novel(la) because I can't stop thinking about it, and then I shall draw a picture lol. I want to rearrange my room, but Lisa needs to help me with that, and I doubt she'll volunteer to help, so that may wait for the weekend.

Hrmm.. not much else to mention. No men, because God or Buddha or Krsna or whoever hates me. Actually, I'll go on about men in a bit more detail. They smell! lol! There are simply none around here that aren't old, too horny, or completely about their sexuality. What happened to the normal guy, who has his quirks but uses them to his advantage and becomes the all-around great guy? Where is he? Does he avoid Hamilton somehow? Bah. Bah I say! And so does the sheep!

Some funny ones from New York for you go-getters (These are real statements or conversations that were overhead in New York City. Click the link in my sidebar for more.):
Nerds
Escalators
Brazilian Wax *I think I laughed for about a millenium*
Jason Mraz
Pavlov *some may not get this one*
Gays in West India
Trains
And two for the studenty-types: 1, 2

I could post about 1000 of these cause they're so hilarious, but I'll stick to dat many. You should read it regularly. Makes you realize how smart you really are lol.

--Sheepy Jam

Time Goes By So Slowly

Happy Noon!

So all I've been thinking of lately is what I'm going to write for this novel contest. I have such a crazy awesome idea, and if I can pull it off, then wow lol. I'm going to try to explain, through a crazy but interesting theory, a lot of the universe's quirks, including homosexuality, the orbit of Neptune, the food chain, and much more! If this novel works out, I may consider getting it published. But that's getting ahead of myself...

Madonna's new song "Hung Up" is absolutely amazing and you should listen to it yesterday. It's so discoesque and I love it! LOVE! IT! LOVE!

I bought Roseanne: Season One on DVD and it is so great. Greater than great, it's, as Lisa says about everything and anything, "fantastic"! I grew up on that show and she's secretly my role model. Her sarcasm and humour is just so refreshing compared to the stupid sitcoms of today (thinks of Alyson Hannigan's crappy show).

Well I'm off to watch an hour of Roseanne and then have a nap lol.

--Jam

Radio Gay Gay

A little funny shtuff to make you chuckle, or whatever it is you do.

By the way, I'm much less angry today. Just needed to vent yesterday lol.

--Jammer

The End

I'm so angry. One of my best friends stood me up tonight and I'm absolutely furious.

People do things like this to me all the time, and have been doing it to me for my entire life. This is the end of that.

I'm tired of a lot of the people in my life. The way many of them act; I would never imagine acting in such an inconsiderate fashion. I strive to be the absolute best person I can be. I do things for others, I'm courteous, I'm generous, but I'm not a pushover, and will never be.

Next year I'll be going to school most likely at a completely new school, meeting new people. There is no way they will know the same James that all of you know, because I am not letting myself be walked on. My job, my friends, my family... no more will I let them treat me like this without repercussion. I don't care if people think I'm mean. If meanness is the way to get rid of the inconsiderate bastards in my life, then so be it.

The end of an era. Hope you enjoyed it.

--Jam

Destiny Chose The Reaper

Evening, you furry you!

If you're not furry, why not? Is there something wrong with you?

So the title really has nothing to do with the post. It's just a line from No Fear by The Rasmus. That's all.

I don't even know what I'm posting for lol. I don't have much to say. Had a second dream about Dan last night. Second dream in two days about the moron. All I remember is we were at some house and I think tidying up or something, and I went to my PS2 and got out Garfield the Movie, which apparantly I had borrowed from him, and I gave it to him. I was really happy to see him, which is ridiculous because if I saw him I'd probably knee him in the groin.

So I've decided my brain is just relationship/boy deprived. I'm going to find a new man soon. That's all there is to it. I mean I deserve one. I've been cheated on and broken up by an email. I've never had a boyfriend for more than a month. It's time for a change and a guy I deserve. Yup.

I just fell out of my chair!? lol OW! I fell smack on my bum bum. Poor little bum bum. Maybe if I had some padding, that wouldn't have hurt so much. Lucky padded people.

This weekend I wanna go out to Embassy. Any takers? Eh? Eh? Eh?

Craig leaves for England on Friday. He's finally not being a bonehead and doing something that he wants, rather than what everyone else wants. I'm (apparantly) going tonight to help him pack. He should be here shortly come to think of it.

I'm gonna be redoing my Top 100 Songs soon, adding 50-100 more. There were a bunch I missed the first time, a bunch I've recently discovered, and a couple that have got to go. Don't miss it! XD

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to find me a freaking man!

Wow this post was random. And then a seagull.

--Jam

Dreams That Pound

Morneen.

I woke up crying this morning, around 5am. I didn't know why for about thirty seconds, until I realized I'd have some crazy ass dream. As much as I don't want to admit it, it was about that asswipe of a "man" Dan, which made me even more emotional.

Basically it had been a recollection of our second date, where my friends, Dan, and I all went out and had a fun time. I guess my brain clued in that I was upset that I didn't have a great guy like that Dan to spend time with, and that I didn't have my friends around often to go out to a club with a new boy if I was to meet one. One plus one equals crying and waking up.

But I'm good now. Furious at Dan for waking me up (click here for the only other dream to wake me up and make me feel like punching someone), but whatever. His ex told me he's seeing someone now. Boy, that made me feel better. By better I mean enraged. And by someone I meant AHHH lol.

I have a headache. I'll take one of Leanne's horsepill headache pills. ... Oh god! It's stuck in my throat! *dies*

Oh well, moving on. Athena and I signed up to a speed novel writing contest thingy. It's hard to explain, but I am so excited I could burst. I sort of have an idea *not telling what it is*, but once I start, you fans of mine (Heather I'm looking in your direction *wink*) can read along with me as I create greatness, which I'm sure it will be. You can go here to find out more about it.

Well, I'm off to my stupid-ass job for awesome-ass me. Oh, I have two hours left... hmm. I think I'll sing loudly in my room instead. RADICAL!

And for something completely unrelated but hilarious, click here.

--Radical Jam

PS: I changed my profile pic to a cuuuuute one of me and Laura at my partay! Check it out!

PPS: Since I keep getting blogspammed, I just turned on the word verification thingy. So when you post, you'll have to enter a word or something, but that should at least keep away the nasty magnetic bracelet and financial planning spambots.

The Party, The Job, The Groove, and The Ambition Fairy

The Party
My birthday party was Saturday night, and what a great time it was! There were roughly twenty people there, most of which were trashed out of their minds *exactly what I wanted*. First we played Kings, which, for all you sheltered folk, is a drinking game that is unbelievably fun! If you are questioning why it's fun, just ask and I'll have another party to show you lol. We then proceeded to sing some karaoke (I even got Duncan, Brian, and Mike to sing! Drunk straight guys are hilarious! I want one for Xmas.), went for some walks and talked to other drunk people, had some lesbian action by drunk straight girls (ew), some gay action by myself and a certain drunk someone, and it was just SO great! If you didn't come, you're a loser, and missed a great time.. loser.

The Job
Not much else has been going on lately besides the problems with my job. I have had problems in the past, but nothing to this magnitude. I have been getting no hours (six this week), and I was even left standing outside the office Tuesday morning because no one showed up. At all. Period. I'm going in later today to pick up last week's paycheque and to talk to them. They need to know they can't treat employees like this. I don't care if I know you or I don't, it doesn't give you the right to treat me like dirt. End of story.

The Groove
So because I had not much money coming in, I decided to buy something (lol makes sense to me!). I had already bought In The Groove, so I went out and bought my very first dancemat (I'm a big boy now). It came with the new DDR Extreme, which is pure crap by the way. Anyways, it's feels so good to get back into dancing. I can already feel my calves tightening and I feel like I have more energy now that I'm getting a full cardio workout. (Note to Heidi: I can beat Pandemonium on Medium now! 75%!) I'm not getting the grades I used to, so I'm gonna have to KICK IT UP A NOTCH! (Emeril, don't sue me. I'm poor and much less annoying than you.)

The Ambition Fairy
I've been feeling really low with everything that's been going on lately. Couples are swarming me, one of my good friends is basing his entire life on his insano boyfriend, my job is falling apart, and I have hardly any friends in this city. After watching my reality TV last night (which was AMAZING btw), I found myself with so much energy and motivation to do something BIG. So I'm going to... somehow. It must have been the ambition fairy.. she's pals with the tooth fairy and comes by and smacks you upside the head with her little wand. I'm going to start off with trying to get something with the Hamilton Spectator. I'm going to volunteer and see if I can get my own opinion column or something of that nature. Following that, who knows. The world is my oyster, and I think I'm just starting to realize that. I apply to schools in a couple months (UBC, MUN, McGill, Carleton), and I couldn't be more excited to get out there and prove myself to everyone else, and to me.

So I'm gone for the weekend, back to Brant-dot-hole-dot..dot.. to have Thanksgiving dinner with the fams. I might bring my DDR home so I have something to do besides killing people and dogs. Although kicking dogs always did look like fun in those Garfield cartoons.

--Jam, with steel-toed boots *tee hee*

Coming soon: Top 100 150 Songs