Progressions, Ends, and New Discoveries

Progressions
The good news on today's edition of Jam's Blog has to be that my baby Tana (yes, she's MY baby now) succeeded in decimating that idiot Alex in the boardroom and made it to the final three on the Apprentice *cheers*. Well, she didn't decimate, she just didn't get fired. BUT STILL, she's alive, I'm happy, she's still gonna win! Woooot!

Tana. I don't know why she looks that crazy either.

Ends
On the flipside, the best survivor to ever grace the show of the same name was voted out tonight. The inevitable occurred, and yes, Stephanie was finally voted out. Although I'm deeply saddened by it, it was the smartest thing for the tribe to do. *sigh* Good thing for Tana.

Quite possibly the best survivor ever, Stephanie LaGrossa.

Discoveries
Good ol' AOL Music had a Top 21 Under 21 List, and this guy Kyle Riabko made number 19. He's sort of jazzy, pseudo-Remy-Shand type music. I'm really enjoying it! Download "What did I get myself into?" if you want a groovy tune to listen to (you betcha it's a groovy tune!). The other musical discovery is a SECOND amazing song by Basement Jaxx called "Good Luck". WOW! AMAAAZING SONG! *dies from good music overload*

Kyle, the jazzy cutie.

The final discovery is that I started talkin' to an uber cute (yes, uber) guy the other day and it's really intriguing. Old flames are dead and I'm out of lighter fluid, so I'm saying goodbye to my thoughts about all of them. Damn flames! I'm going to go get some water.

--Jam the Firefighter

Amazing

They had better win! I love you Gretchen!

--Jam the Fan

Everything Will Be Wonderful Someday

Evenin peeps.

Short post aujourd'hui (if that's how you spell that.. crazy french people).

I handed out more resumes today and I'm praying I get a callback. I'm getting really scared I'm not going to find a summer job and things are going to crash. That would make me a sad, sad Jam and we don't want that.

I'm still lacking boys. Met a cute one recently, but I've hardly talked to him since, so who knows. Men are dumb.

Exam on Wednesday, that should be "fun". I have to study the next two days, so that will keep me busy and keep my mind off the fact that I'm terrified I won't have a job.

Maybe I'll meet a guy who will write my exam for me and find me a great job, and then marry me and have my babies. Ahh, I can dream.

--Jam, spelled with three letters like every perfect person should be.

Listen to: Saint Teresa by Joan Osborne, Wonderful by Everclear

Canada: Embarassing and Open

Mornin'.



Above I lay before you the 2010 Olympic Emblem for the Vancouver Games. I don't know about you, but I think it looks ridiculous. I understand it's supposed to represent our Native culture, and I guess the multi-coloredness of it represents diversity, but it looks childish. It doesn't show anything about the competitive nature of the games, of inter-unity, nothing. It seems that Canada needs to embarass itself compared to other countries when it comes to large events, and I'm sure you can think of a couple where you can just shake your head and say "Oh, Canada.. why?".

I went to the gay badminton club in Toronto with Leon yesterday, and I have to say it was actually a lot of fun! Besides a couple guys that were so gay that they almost burst into a rainbow, the rest of the guys were a hoot! I think it's amazing that Canada is so open that we can have things like gay badminton clubs. In the USA, gay badminton clubs would probably be bombed. They seem to like bombs lol.

Anyways, there's two different sides of Canada; one positive and one negative. I'm going to go try to walk to the bathroom, but my sore muscles might decide I should lay down in the hall instead of in the tub. We'll see!

--Jam the Canadian

PS - WTF if up with this snow? WTF Mate?

Maybe Two

Morning, you crazy crazies.

So I just typed a bunch of stuff and it got deleted somehow!? Leanne's insano computer..

So I had crazy-ass dreams last night. One where Marcia Cross made these blue apples in her over that were filled with blue liquid. She was so angry because there was blue liquid on the ground, and she was yelling at me, but I hadn't eaten any blue apples! But then later I realized I had actually eaten two! (How could I not remember that before? I'm a bad person). I don't remember the rest, besides something to do with an anteater.

Not sure what I'm going to do today. We were thinking of going to (sing along with me now) St. Jacob's Farmers Market.. and Flea Market!.. but it's closed on Fridays. What kind of a stupid-ass market isn't open on a Friday, but it is open on a Thursday. A dumb one, that's what kind.

I bought Orangina! It's a drink that's orginally from France that I had when I was there and I have so many good memories of it! Yaaaay!

Hmm what else can I ramble about. Oh. One of my good friends is dealing with drama from a friend of hers. He treats her with little respect, yet she continues to be friends with him. Now, I'm not them, so I can't say what each are getting out of this friendship. But if it was causing me stress and/or grief, I'd give him one, maybe two chances before I said enough is enough. But that's just me, and I'm a dick sometimes (wooo, team dick!).

Well anywho, I'm off to.. yeah not sure what. I'm so goddamn early that Leanne won't be up for another hour, minimum.

--Jam, Captain of Team Dick

PS: If anyone has any good ideas on what I should get Lindsay for her 21st birthday, post it on here! It has to be something great, but I'm stumped for ideas.

Only One

Mornin.

I'm visiting Leanne in Hamilton and for some reason I woke up at 7am. Yeah, I know I'm weird.

So Leanne and I were discussing families and parents and stuff on the drive back and we came to the conclusion that when we think of sets of parents, there's only ever one parent I enjoy the company of, and one that I particularly don't. I can think of maybe one or two couples who have children who are both good people.

But why is that? Does that mean that the nice ones end up marrying jerks? I consider myself to be one of the nice ones, does that mean I'm going to end up with someone that people think badly of? I don't wanna end up with a jerk! Jerks should end up with jerks. And why is it that nice people end up with jerks? Do they put up with the jerkness, or does the jerkness develop once they get married or have children? One of those unknown phenomena in the world today.

I'm sitting in front of Leanne's window in the living room on the laptop and people keep walking by and looking at me. It's creepy! I don't like this huge window. Maybe I'll board it up while they're sleeping tonight *tee hee*. And her cat Romeo is sitting on the couch and he breathes really loud and seems to sigh. Do cats sigh?... lol weird cat.

I went to Burlington Mall with Lee yesterday to visit Jen on her break and I bought some pants from Bootlegger for FIVE DOLLARS! They're really nice cordoroys and I guess just couldn't sell because they're 29 waists. Haaa score for me. I'm debating going back and buying another pair. I have to get them hemmed, but hey, for five bucks and maybe ten to get them hemmed, I'm not complaining.

Leanne's house is infested with spiders, I'm convinced. We found three last night and I think Romeo just ate one. Ew!

I'm hungry. Maybe I'll go search for some grub. Lindsay's going to Limeridge with me this afternoon, so that should be fun to see her! Maybe I'll find a five dollar car to go with my pants.

Or maybe not. Who knows.

And that, as they say, is that.

--Jam

In Essence

Gooooood morning!

I had a first year english exam yesterday, and frankly I think I did really well! I studied for a while in the days prior and I finished every question to the best of my ability, and in essence I am really proud of myself! I just hope I get a 60% or higher in that course, because otherwise I have to take another first year english next year (and then I'll die.. that would be bad for my health).

I'm going to Leanne's tonight! Yaaay! I wonder if she has a tan? I doubt it.. she's pale like me lol. I'm stayin til Friday, and then going to Leon's to play badminton at his gay badminton club on Saturday (I'm not being rude.. it's actually a gay/lesbian badminton club.. and no, I didn't think those existed either). So excited aaaah!

In Essence, a pop/R&B group of the early 2000's, reached my playlist recently with the song "Friend of Mine" from 2003 (ish). It's SO great. Yeah, nothing else to say about that.

Guess where this is from:

*Ding Dong* Go to hell.
*Ding Dong, Ding Dong* Go to hell go to hell.

HAaaa it's from Desperate Housewives! Duh! I'm gonna go watch some episodes now.

--Doorbell Jam

...and then I awoke

Mornin'.

So I'm up bright and early to study all day before my english exam at 7pm. I went to bed around 8:30pm last night because I was so beat, and my body just decided to wake me up at 2am this morning. I got up, watched some Desperate Housewives (I'm so addicted to that show.. who knows how many times I've watched the first season over), and went back to bed around 4. So I've gotten plenty of sleep, and I'm ready to go! Wooooooo *yawn*.

I had this strange dream last night about Leon and he was a futon salesman and he beat up my roommate Dustin by throwing cans at him (I think they were Pepsi Vanilla). Wow, I think I'm smoking too much crack.

Off to study!

--Crack Jam

Summer Blues

Well Howdy!

So I've coined a new term: the summer blues. I don't know about you, but I love the weather in the summer. The warmth, the bright sun, the more freckles, the opportunity to tan (if you can.. damn you), and just the overall feeling of renewed life every year. But I really find the summers to be a contradictory time in my life.

Okay, let's take the events which are taking/will take place this summer. Natalie and Heather have left me as the sole survivor of the upstairs crew at Summers Castle, and Heidi and possibly Athena are leaving for the summer to return to their fams: loneliness. I was finally getting into a schedule in my schoolwork, acheiving some actual good grades and becoming studious Jam, but now I am forced for 1/3 of the year to work in a job I am not committed to and which is not striving for a common goal as my schoolwork: disjointedness. I've been looking for a job for weeks now and I can't find anything. I have tons of experience in different fields, but searching for a job is always like this. 1000% effort, 0.1% return: demoralizing.

I think it's almost ridiculous that we as Canadians have to work in the summers when we're students. I would much rather be taking another semester of courses so I can finish quicker. Our education system should be set up that way so that we, as Canadian citizens working for the country through taxes, can reach our goals sooner and enter the workforce earlier. It's confusing work-ethic with a forced work-necessity and I hate it. I do not get to enjoy my summer, but rather work my ass off in a dead-end job for four months so that I can go to school for eight and do it all over again.

The summer blues effect a lot of us as students and I think we should all move to Japan where they go to school all year round! Who's with me? Eh?

Fine.

--Jam with the summer blues

My hero of the day: Leanne, for coming back! Luvz ya!

Good Mor..Evening World

Hey peeps.

Just woke up from a comfy nap by a call from my mom. Yay life! lol

I'm half asleep but thought I should post something, since I haven't for a day and a half.

Hmmm..

Heh, not much to talk about. Ooh, I'm going to play badminton with Leon this weekend! I'm soooo crazy excited to be playing badminton with real people again! Maybe I'll have improved immensely for not playing a real game in two years? Who knows!?

I've been playing Age of Wonders lately, a turn-based strategy, and DAMN it's addictive! You should check it out!

Well yeah, boring post.

--Boring Jam

Online Strangerers

Allo!

So I've been really annoyed with a bunch of people online lately. In person there's really not too many people around me at the moment, so no one's bugging me in real life. But internet life is a different story.

First of all, someone said he read my blog and I wrote it cutesy (or something like cutesy). I laughed and asked if it was a compliment (which I assumed it was), and he's like you can take it that way if you want. What? Oh, he was just mentioning "how it is". Well great. Would you rather I write like a dictionary? I like cutesy! There's nothing wrong with cutesy! No one else cares that I write cutesy! Maybe I'll post a big fluffy bunny that's wearing a sash that says Cutey McCutesy on it? That'll show ya.

Next, a really hot guy messaged me on gay.com, so I started talking to him. After getting past boring conversation, he asks me "Is your bladder full?" (I kid you not). I'm like.. uhh well kinda, I guess. He's like "How big is your bladder?", and I'm thinking to myself okay.. what the hell is going on? Am I on candid camera? So I went along with it because this really weird guy and his odd obsession with bladders is entertaining. So I'm like I don't know how big my bladder is (how doth one tell how big a bladder is? Oh yes.. I took mine out the other day. It is one cubic foot.), and he's like "Mine's the size of a grapefruit." Well great for you, Mr. Hot but extremely strange man. So he goes on about the different activities he likes to do with a full bladder, like dancing, running, sleeping, etc. Doesn't he want to go to the bathroom? I mean urinating is a good thing, Mr. Crazy man! Anyways, long story short, I am not a big fan of bladder man.

I was talking to the bartender from the gay bar for the first time who added me to his list a couple months ago and he was all defensive because I knew his boyfriend. "How would you know who my boyfriend is?" I'm friends with Craig. Craig knows everyone. Therefore I know everyone. Ta da?

The last thing about talking online that pisses me off is I can't find a man! AAAAH! Doesn't specifically deal with the internet, but omg Jam is a lonely Jam. Maybe I'll go stalk Josh Hartnett.

Hmm I guess that's it! LUV WOO ALL! (cutesy enough for ya?)

--Cutesy Jam

Word of the day: Strangerer: Someone who is stranger than me (probably you).

Good Morning House

Sorry. I needed to show you him again. *sigh*

*ahem* Anyways, good morning!

I'm up with the birds and the bus drivers again this morning to hand in a take-home exam (which I did very well, thank you very much).

I'm not really tired for some reason, so I feel like staying up, but I have nothing better to do lol. No one is awake and if I watch TV or play a game I'll just get sleepy. So hrm.

Yay the weekend's here! I thought it would never come! Even though I haven't done much this week, I still looked forward to the weekend. I wanna go to the gay bar tonight because I want a man. A hot one! I'm not sure how I'm going to get one, but I'm gonna!

Heheh. I'm listening to Roses are Red by Aqua and they say "A dee ah da DIMWUT" hahahaa what the hell does that mean? I remember Meek and I used to go around saying dimwut because of that song. Ah good times. Eh? Eh?

Eh?

Hahaha and now that crazy Haiducii song came on! It's the day of songs that make no sense!

Eh?

I started doing my weights again! *cheers for self* I wanna be buff by June so I'm gonna do them everyday twice and do like 100 crunches or something. Does that sound like a good workout? Oh, plus an hour a day of DDR! Speaking of DDR, Heidi and I are getting so amazing at that game! We get angry when we don't get A's on Tsugaru heavy! Like whoa! I know you're impressed.

Ma ee ah hee, Ma ee ah who, Ma ee ah ha, Ma ee ah ha ha! (It's from the song, stay with me here people)

I need a job! No stores have called me back and it's been three days! Grrrr!

Yeah that's it. My hands hurt from typing.

--Ramble Jam

My hero of the day: Tasha! Not sure why.. but she just is! Luv ya, you crazy Mohawk crazy foo!

Top Dawg, the sequel

So I watched a film tonight and it swung me into giddy gay boy dreamy about men mode about a man who on my scale can even combat the likes of S.W.S.

The movie was Wicker Park.

The man is Josh Hartnett.





*sigh* No one should be this hottastic!

--Jam the Fan

Just Thoughts 2

Mornin ya'll.

So again I am staying up all night. My sleep schedules have been all screwy louey lately, so I'm going to stay up tonight, go to the mall with Athena tomorrow, start my take home exam, and then go to bed around 9pm and sleep until morning. I can do it!

I went out tonight with Craig and talked here and there about his new boyfriend. I can't help but get so frustrated that I've been single for eternity (being like six months). I mean I'm a good guy, yet I'm the poster boy for single gay men (I'm January of the single gay men calendar.. brr, warm up with me! hahaha oh man I'm funny). But seriously, there are no prospects, there are no people interested in me. Maybe I should just go hetero? I've heard it works for some people.

American Idol was good as always. Loved Vonzell, and Carrie was amazing, even though the judges thought otherwise (they're on drugs.. heavy drugs). I really hope one of the two of them wins. If Scott, Constantine, Bo, or Anthony win, I will vomit... on YOU! So you better make them not win! Maaaake themmm (So a lack of sleep really does make you crazy.. go figure).

My room continues to get messy. I swear Heidi or Heather or something sneak into my room and throw around stuff while I'm sleeping (they probably drug me with the American Idol heavy drugs to make sure I don't wake up) just to piss me off and make me think I'm crazy. I'm on to you, ladies. Don't be surprised if there's a horse head in your bed! Haaaaaaa.. yeah just kidding. That would be gross and I ain't touching no dead head.

I bought the new Sarah Slean album and I LOVE IT. Message me and I will send you a couple songs that you just gotsta listen to. If you don't, I'll message you and send them anyways! Mwaaaa ha.

I wanna watch Wicker Park. Natalie left it here for me to watch. I should wait to watch it with Athena and Heidi, but... I might give in. I just opened it and there's no inside pamphletty thing, and a sticker saying "Please rewind the tape"... Nat did you steal this? Am I in possession of stolen goods? OH MY BUDDHA I'm an accomplice to theft! I feel so dirty! AHhhh I can't get the dirt off!

... ...wait a minute. How can I rewind the tape anyways? It's a DVD. ..this seems an awful lot like a big conspiracy! Heather and Heidi, you got Nat too! I'M ONTO YOU! HAAAAA HA!

Heh. Maybe sleep would be a good idea... nah.

We made jello today with club soda in it. So man can capture fizz!? We really are in the future!

Scotty the watch dog is still my hero. Ruff! Hehe.

Heavy.

Wow you've read this far? ...kay I'm gonna stop now to end your suffering.

--Nonsensical Jam (haha like a popsicle!)

Scotty: my hero in black furry armor

All I can say is "wow".

While trying to get a Gmail account (because apparantly you have to be invited by a current member or something.. someone hook me up.), I went to this geeky geek computer geek site and they were talking about ways to get rid of spyware and all that bad stuff. I decided to try "WinPatrol" because it sounded like WinAmp, which has been so good to me (love ya baby.. oh God, I'm talking to a computer program..).

I ran it and did a little "sniffing" as they call it and found SO MANY programs running on my computer that I had no idea even existed! I restarted and I had no pop-ups like I had before, no virus-scan alerts, nothing. I can even run Internet Explorer which I haven't been able to do in over six months.

I'm simply amazed at this one program, how it has basically fixed my computer. Love ya Scotty!

--Fixed Jam

My hero of the day:

Scotty, the computer watchdog. Ruff! Hehe, I'm such a loser. If you want WinPatrol, click here.

Long Pants

Ah Homestar and Strong Bad. Will you ever learn? Click above to see a hilarious email response by Strong Bad that had be laughing aloud over and over like a hyena in normal condition. Seriously! **Make sure that once the email is over, you click the word "creeped" that is still on the computer screen". It adds to the laughing.

--Long Pants Jam

**EDIT: I noticed that in the last like 6 posts, no one has commented. Now I know I don't have THAT many fans (for who knows what reason.. my greatness must not be as obvious as I thought), but you guys need to show your gratitude for knowing my awesomeness exists!.. lol or just post now and then to make this Jam a happy Jam. Kay? Good. Great.

Gar

The closer to one the straighter I am! Yaaaay for me, I think.



I'm just so great.

--Butch Jam

Primitivity and Simplicity

Afternoon, oh glorious world!

So I was talking to a friend of mine and he was saying that it was weird that I liked "A Wish" on the Secret of Mana soundtrack (for those of you losers who aren't up on your video game soundtracks, it's a very simple song played in high keys with flutes that sounds very wintery and sad). He said that it was because it was very primitive sounding, and I'm anything but. Even if that were true, which I could debate that may not be the case, those cultured people who are not primitive can still enjoy things that are truly breathtaking in their simplicity.

He also thinks that there are people that are more simple than others, which I completely do not believe is the case. I'm trying to think of someone who would be considered "simple" and all I think of are airheads. But don't those people have inner workings and make conscious decisions that we see that are anything but simple? I think it's giving the human race a little less credit than it deserves.

In other news, I went to Rendezvous last night and actually had a decent time. Craig's friend was disgusting and I hope I don't see him in the near future, but the food at Perkins was really good (as usual). I think they have angels and pixies making their food. That would make it taste good, right? Right??.. right.

Anyways that's all. I have an urge to compose some primitive music now, but my stupid computer keeps crashing my program! *tear*

--Primitive Jam

Ego Talk

Hey Hey!

So I haven't really felt like posting lately, and I don't really feel like it right now either. I think I'm just sorta annoyed with a lot of things and trying to focus on school and other stuff, so I don't really have much to talk about besides annoying people, which is boring.

I'm listening to Mega Man remixes (lol only me) and they're so fun :P except this one which keeps saying "I am the creator" over and over. Um, excsue me, mister DJ man who created this? Yeah, I doubt that in the old Mega Man games, someone kept yelling that. Thanks.

I had an urge to create some music like my MindWarp and Atlantis tracks that I made a while back that were successful, but the program does seem to work too well on this computer. It freezes and shuts down and a whole bunch of fun stuff. So I think I'm gonna buy the one I've been eyeing at EB. It's like 30 bucks, so maybe I'll splurge.

It's funny. I was thinking about how much talent I actually have in a lot of different areas, and I want to utilize them all this summer. I mean I can write, I can compose, I can draw *kinda*, I can direct.. I hope that wherever life takes me, or should I say I take life, it allows me to at one point or another focus in many different areas. I'll be like Oprah! (I don't know if Oprah does more than she does... but she damn well should! She'd be amazing at everything, I KNOW IT!)

Natalie wanted me to talk about her. HI NAT! (Yeesh, the things I do for my fans)

Well I'm gonna go shower. I smell like sweaty man.

--Sweaty Man Jam

Blog? You still there?

So I tried to blog last night and it was like "this document contains no data". So then I threw my computer out the window. Now it's back and I'm trying again.

Testing.

Testing.

1, 2, 3.

*shrug*

--Jam

TV no like ME

Hey Pee Pelle (clever eh?),

So just a little post. This Jam needs to be gettin to bed soon.

I can't believe the direction all my shows are going! They killed a character in Lost, Bobby Jon got "voted off" Survivor (I loved him.. have my babies, Bobby!), Nikko is now gone from American Idol, Angie didn't outlast Chris, Kendra, or Alex on the Apprentice, which she should have, and gah! I should boycott TV, except I love it too much, so I won't.

That's all lol. I added a link to the Oh My Gosh video by popular demand. It's #9 on Clubradioworld.com! YAY!

--Jam

That'll Learn Ya

Well mornin' sunshine!

For me it's still night because I didn't actually go to bed. I thought about it around 1am, but then I started doing some work and I was really happy with being productive, so I did that until about 3am, when I decided to just stay up. So I played some Final Fantasy X (omg that game is freaking hard.. Yunalesca is a bitch from hell). I'm managing to continue to beat really difficult things somehow, but I think the Sentry Keeper and Yunalesca may make me level up some. If you have never played the game and are saying "Dude, WTF?", then I say to you "do not say WTF out loud."

I'm so hungry and I have hardly any food. The food I have is fish, oatmeal, and that's about it. I don't want fish. I don't want oatmeal. I don't want fish stuffed with oatmeal. I don't want fish in oatmeal. Therefore, I'm doomed to be hungry. My wonderful father finally deposited some child support (one thing he's good for), so I'll be able to buy some food tomorrow.

I forget why I put "that'll learn ya" as the title to this blog entry. Woops.

I got my first email today about student senate! Hooty hoo (I'm Missy Elliot now. Didn't you get the memo? I'll fax it right over.)! Just needing contact info and stuff, but it's just so freaking exciting! I'M A SENATOR! Bow down to me, insignificant human! Mwaaa haaa! *ahem* and the cool thing is, it hasn't went to my head at all. Nope.

In 2 1/2 hours I have my last PHIL 1F90 seminar and I'm almost gonna cry! It's just been such an experience, philosophy has, and there's about eight of us that have become sort of a clique. A weird, detached, semi-acquaintancey clique. I love it! And our TA Serena, through the profanity and inability to keep on top of the material, is a really interesting person and I hope I stay in touch with her. AND she plays badminton! I mean what person who plays badminton is that bad? Huh? Huh? Huh? Exactly. None.

Huh? Exactly.

What else can I yammer on about? OH I KNOW! HOW ABOUT MY DISGUST FOR AMERICAN IDOL? AND MY USE OF THE CAPS LOCK!? lol.. but seriously!? Nikko, why you? Nikko was one of the best competitors and did THE best on Tuesday, so I do not understand why America (those idiots) would spend their money and call in just to vote for crappy singers like Scott or Anthony (those idiots, too). GAH! and.. GAAAH!

So it seems around this time is the time for anniversaries. A lot of my friends are mentioning anniversaries and I want to vomit lol.. I mean I'm happy for them, yadda yadda, but I'm really surprised at myself at how the single life is really getting to me. I think it's simply the fact that I haven't had someone interestd in me in a long long while and I need some attention from someone other than a flock of girls and Craig. Flocks of girls are fine, Craig's fine (you FIIIINE haaa.. whoa that was way funnier and made more sense in my head), but I need a guy who's like into me! YA KNOW? Huh? Huh? Exactly.

Aww Nikko just came onto my playlist. *tear* STUPID AMERICA! HUH? GOT SOMETHING TO SAY AMERICA? HUH? EXACTLY!

...WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT? lol.. oh wow!

Hmmm.. what should I do for the next two hours? Dance? *does a little dance* That didn't work, jerkwad.

Well I'm done rambling for now. That'll learn ya to start reading my posts without checking how long they are first!

--Jam the Learner

My hero of the day: My kitty Sheba! Just cause! BAWWWW!

Monkey Idol

Well g'd'aftanoon! Funny seeing you here!

So my friend Mike (The Captain) has been doing SO many deep posts lately! So I was gonna be all like "I'm gonna do a deep post, so there" but ya know what, I'm actually gonna be all like "I'm not gonna do a deep post, so there" and he's gonna be all like whoa and I'm gonna like be like ya! WOO!

*wow.. talking like that DOES kill brain cells*

I watched American Idol last night and my NEW NEW favourite is Nikko. Carrie was my favourite two weeks ago, Vonzell last week, and Nikko this week. He sang something from West Side Story and it was just incredible. I get so into this show because I just want the 'right' person to win. Good music can be admired my some, but great music by those who are the best should be shared with everyone. I'm not sure who should win yet, but once one of them trips on stage or punches Scott in the face, then I'll know. It's gonna happen, just wait.

Lost is on tonight, Survivor and the Apprentice tomorrow, yay TV! (I hope it doesn't cause some sort of cancer.. that would be bad.. oh well! Yay TV!)

Hmm what else. Boy gone. The guy who "re-entered my life" is a waste of time so I'm not going to put any effort into it. I determined this while talking to my bestest buddy Leanne (you're da shi-at gurl!). He's a great guy, but he doesn't know what he wants, and until he does, he ain't comin' near this here Jam.

Good god there's a lot of post-its on my wall. Good god.

Why is the saying "Good god"? I don't know if I think god is really THAT good.. so why do I keep saying it? I should say "Bad monkey" instead. Deal? Deal.

Ew there's a wheat thins box on my floor. When did that get there? Ew, it's empty. Bad monkey. (wow it works! hahahahahah! MWAAA HAAAA *cough choke*... tee hee..)

Oh wow, I have nothing to talk about. OH OH! I KNOW! I have a job interview this weekend! Friday evening I'm going to an interview for the job of a website narrator for a multi-media corporation! I'm excited! I doubt I'll get it because I gotsta work on the gay accent thing (where does that come from anyways? Elton John?), but it would be very cool if I did! UBER COOL! Bad MONKEY!

Well that's it. Siyonara!

--Jam has left the building.. but not literally.

My life is mushing together

Howdy,

I'm so tired. If I've ever posted about me being tired before, it was a huge lie. I didn't know what tired was until now.

I've written 4000 words in the past 48 hours and have gotten about 4-6 hours sleep in total. I have to go to class, where I'll probably fall asleep, and then I'll hand in my huge paper on Chekhov (boring guy.. stay awaaaay lol) and crash for a 3 hour nap. Mmmm.. threee hour naaaap.. *drools*. Ew I'm drooling. See, lost my mind.

Well, into the shower with me!

--Hysterical Jam

My hero of the day: ME. Damn straight.. err.. not straight. You get the picture.

Lack of Spring, Time, and Man

It's really late, but I feel like posting. So we'll make this as short and sweet as possible.

Lack of Spring
Incase you haven't noticed, the ground is covered in snow, and it's April 2nd. Hopefully this is an elaborate April Fools joke by a rich billionaire. It's supposed to be 17 degrees by Tuesday and that better be no joke, or I'm coming after you Trump (and your little apprentices too!).

Lack of Time
Daylight Savings sucks. I want that hour to do things like procrastinate and sleep! Damn you Father Time! Damn yooooooou!

Lack of Man
Still single. One guy re-entered my life recently, but I don't know where that's going to go. Like him a lot, but don't know how he feels towards me. We'll see. If not, I'm going hetero and dating Heidi. I've decided (just go with it Heidi.. your mom already loves me).

Dat's it.

--Jam

Listen to: that song that Athena and Heidi gave me.. I don't remember what it's called, but it's so perty and it was on Crossing Jordan.. Kate something?.. oh well. Heidi, help!

My hero today: Heidi, for being my future girlfriend (lol) and for telling me the name of the song as soon as she reads this.

I'm a vain, religious, independent dominator!

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--Jam

OH MY GOOD GRAVY!

Um so hi.

So a couple weeks ago I bought one of those Crossword scratch ticket thingies and I forgot about it in my bag. I just scratched it and I won! I mean all the letters are scratched and I won...

FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!

LIKE AHHHH! What do I do? LOL? I wanna freak out but then if I wake people up and I didn't win, then I'll feel like a tool.

BUT AHHHH! AND.. AH!

AH!

--JAAAAM!

**Edit: April Fools.**